"Wednesday is the best day, because then comes - Jimmy J. Jazz!"
torstai 17. toukokuuta 2012
39. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: My best gigs
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My best gigs:
1. The Police (U.K.), Globen, Sweden, 30.8.2007.
Nice to see the world's second best group live.
2. Riverside (POL), Nosturi, Finland, 28.11.2009.
I hadn't heard anything from this band before the gig.
The most intensive hearing experience of my life.
3. Faith No More (USA), Kaisaniemi, Finland, 24.6.2009.
The best gig ever from any band: no lasers, no dancing girls, no projectors - band played like hell and Mike Patton was just unbelievable!
4. Rush (CAN), Globen, Sweden, 29.9.2004.
My All-Time #1 Favorite Band over 30 years. What else can I say?
perjantai 20. huhtikuuta 2012
38. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Of Human Spotting
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- Oh! Look at that one.
- Oh dear - yes!
- And even that one - look!
- Yes! It's surely worth of two points.
- And those colours! Oh, God!
- Yeah! Some do not have any taste.
- I wonder - when do people start to wear decent colours?
- It might need some more evolution.
tiistai 3. huhtikuuta 2012
37. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: The Sun and the Rain
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The Sun and the Rain discussed together.
Rain said: "I am stronger than you. I can leave you behind and hide you!"
Sun said: "It does not matter. Even when it rains, the people will know that I am always there and when it shines, the people forget the rain!"
So the Rain went away.
tiistai 13. maaliskuuta 2012
36. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Baby Social Media pages
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Nowadays it looks like some parents have built the Social Network pages to their babies.
I even expect to see first Social Network pages made to unborn child.
It is possible that someone has already done this.
What happens when the baby grows up?
When does the baby get the update rights to pages?
Does the baby have to be 18 years old?
Is it allowed to remove "poo pictures" earlier?
I think that the parents should not build Social Media pages for their children, because the children can do it by themselves when they want to - or make a decision not to!
maanantai 5. maaliskuuta 2012
35. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: What happened to Corto Maltese?
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Corto Maltese: My friend Raspa, we will get to the Holy Grain soon.
Rasputin: Yeah, and remember that half of the money belongs to me.
Corto Maltese: I hired you for the company, not to bargain.
Rasputin: And don't you dare to fool me, or I'll kill you. It can happen in this war.
"CRACK!"
Rasputin: Corto! What in the name of the devil? Someone is shooting us! And no place to hide. Hey! Shoot me too! Rasputin is not afraid to die!
Soledad Lokaart: Rasputin? Corto! Oh my God! What have I done?
Rasputin: Soledad?
Soledad Lokaart: Corto? Oh no!
Rasputin: Yeah, nice shot.
Corto Maltese: Pandora?
Soledad Lokaart: Pandora..? Yes Corto, if you wish.
Rasputin: He's raving.
Corto Maltese: Yes, Pandora. You were so gentle to me. I have always wanted to tell you...that I ...love...you.
perjantai 24. helmikuuta 2012
34. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: SoMe incomes
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Welcome to my Facecömic system! Please register: I want to know:
- your full name
- your date of birth
- your exact address plus all of your current locations (home, work, free time etc.)
I will sell your information to Google and to Facebook and to all other Social Medias.
All of these Social Medias will make even more money by re-selling targeted advertisement to their customers.
Actually this Facecömic system is a bluff made by me, so that I could make more money.
Please register today to make me rich!
perjantai 17. helmikuuta 2012
33. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Cleaning is unnecessary
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Cleaning is unnecessary, because:
1. If there is dirt on your car, the paintwork under it is safe.
2. When you do cleaning, you start easily sweat.
Sweating people are not "clean".
3. When you clean, all the dirt gets into the vacuum cleaner's dirtpack.
When you empty it you'll get dirt all over.
This does not help you to keep you environment clean.
4. Think about all the famous last words.
Have you ever heard that someone said: "I wish I had cleaned more in my life!"
Cleaning is unnecessary, because:
1. If there is dirt on your car, the paintwork under it is safe.
2. When you do cleaning, you start easily sweat.
Sweating people are not "clean".
3. When you clean, all the dirt gets into the vacuum cleaner's dirtpack.
When you empty it you'll get dirt all over.
This does not help you to keep you environment clean.
4. Think about all the famous last words.
Have you ever heard that someone said: "I wish I had cleaned more in my life!"
keskiviikko 1. helmikuuta 2012
31. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Drowning by Numbers
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I went all my Facecömic strips through and I noticed that I have missed SoMe numbering.
The original aim was to draw 52 Facecömic strips and stop.
Same thing happened to me when I started to play drums: the original idea was to understand how Rush songs were made and stop.
Still playing after 27 years.
I do bookkeeping for my companies, so missing numbers worries me.
You are not supposed to loose numbers in professional bookkeeping.
But it looks like I do.
I think this must be because of too much stress in my life.
Almost every thing can be fixed, except people.
So I just draw and number the ones I have missed.
Tunnisteet:
aim,
bookkeeping,
Facecömic,
numbering,
playing drums,
Rush,
stress
perjantai 20. tammikuuta 2012
30. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Netti-ilta #a2ilta
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Finnish television YLE TV2 arranged on the 29th of March 2011 "Netti-ilta" ("Internet Evening"). 18 people were invited.
This evening was sort of Twitter breakthrough in Finland. About 3000 Twitter messages called "tweets", which could be found in Twitter using hashtag #a2ilta , were sent from Finnish Twitter users.
The conversation was mostly about Facebook, forgetting orher Social Medias, but it was amazing how Twitter users commented the program so well, that you could turn off TV and follow the show from Twitter.
Mobile devices were banned on studio, but the evening showed the real power of Social Media.
Tunnisteet:
#a2ilta,
Facecömic,
netti-ilta,
Social Media,
TV 2,
tweets,
Twitter,
YLE
keskiviikko 4. tammikuuta 2012
28. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Social Media spammers
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I have SoMe friends, who publish exactly the same content to different Social Medias at the same time.
This really annoys me if I read their content using one media, I really wouldn't like to read the same content again.
And again
And again.
And again.
I publish regularly content to 3-4 Social Medias, but the content is different for each media, and the publishing time varies.
Facebook is for free-time activities.
Twitter is for collective opinions.
LinkedIn is for work life.
Myspace is for music.
Are you a Social Media spammer?
If so, please publish only one content to one Socual Media at a time, or I will...
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