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"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the Universe, and
everything" has been solved. Douglas Adams write five-part trilogy called "The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", which solves this one out.
They built a super computer called "Deep Thought", which
solved the answer.
No-one knew the question giving this answer the meaning, so they
built the most powerful super computer - called "Earth".
Vogons destroyed this super computer five minutes before the
question was ready, so we do not know it yet.
But we know the answer. It is
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Things that got broken within last January 2011:
1. Skis - the salesman said that "These skis were used the way
they shouldn't"- how is this even possible? Changed.
2. Fridge - it started to whistle in the middle if the night.
Repairman came and it got even worse. Returned.
3. Digital frame - it got broken while I tried to copy new pictures
on it and it didn't boot anymore. Returned.
4. Coffee mill - if you clean it or wash the parts, the mill stops
working. It pisses me seriously off once a week. Still in use.
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This happened to me around 1986-1987.
I went do Disco Arcadia, which nickname was "meat desk".
"Let's go to ladies' room."
"Yeah!"
"Please excuse me. I have always wondered why do women go
together to the ladies' room?"
"Sipi sipi sipi sipi sipi..."
"It's hard to explain, come with us!"
"OK!"
"Good evening, ladies!"
We all went together in a very small closet.
"So? What happens next?"
"It happens next so that we are going to drink some
whiskey!"
So we did.
Since that day I have no longer been curious.
Now you know this, too!
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My best gigs:
1. The Police (U.K.), Globen, Sweden, 30.8.2007.
Nice to see the world's second best group live.
2. Riverside (POL), Nosturi, Finland, 28.11.2009.
I hadn't heard anything from this band before the gig.
The most intensive hearing experience of my life.
3. Faith No More (USA), Kaisaniemi, Finland, 24.6.2009.
The best gig ever from any band: no lasers, no dancing girls, no
projectors - band played like hell and Mike Patton was just unbelievable!
4. Rush (CAN), Globen, Sweden, 29.9.2004.
My All-Time #1 Favorite Band over 30 years. What else can I say?
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- Oh! Look at that one.
- Oh dear - yes!
- And even that one - look!
- Yes! It's surely worth of two points.
- And those colours! Oh, God!
- Yeah! Some do not have any taste.
- I wonder - when do people start to wear decent colours?
- It might need some more evolution.
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The Sun and the Rain discussed together.
Rain said: "I am stronger than you. I can leave you behind and hide you!"
Sun said: "It does not matter. Even when it rains, the people will know that I am always there and when it shines, the people forget the rain!"
So the Rain went away.
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Nowadays it looks like some parents have built the Social Network pages to their babies.
I even expect to see first Social Network pages made to unborn child.
It is possible that someone has already done this.
What happens when the baby grows up?
When does the baby get the update rights to pages?
Does the baby have to be 18 years old?
Is it allowed to remove "poo pictures" earlier?
I think that the parents should not build Social Media pages for their children, because the children can do it by themselves when they want to - or make a decision not to!
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Corto Maltese: My friend Raspa, we will get to the Holy Grain soon.
Rasputin: Yeah, and remember that half of the money belongs to me.
Corto Maltese: I hired you for the company, not to bargain.
Rasputin: And don't you dare to fool me, or I'll kill you. It can happen in this war.
"CRACK!"
Rasputin: Corto! What in the name of the devil? Someone is shooting us! And no place to hide. Hey! Shoot me too! Rasputin is not afraid to die!
Soledad Lokaart: Rasputin? Corto! Oh my God! What have I done?
Rasputin: Soledad?
Soledad Lokaart: Corto? Oh no!
Rasputin: Yeah, nice shot.
Corto Maltese: Pandora?
Soledad Lokaart: Pandora..? Yes Corto, if you wish.
Rasputin: He's raving.
Corto Maltese: Yes, Pandora. You were so gentle to me. I have always wanted to tell you...that I ...love...you.
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Welcome to my Facecömic system! Please register: I want to know:
- your full name
- your date of birth
- your exact address plus all of your current locations (home, work, free time etc.)
I will sell your information to Google and to Facebook and to all other Social Medias.
All of these Social Medias will make even more money by re-selling targeted advertisement to their customers.
Actually this Facecömic system is a bluff made by me, so that I could make more money.
Please register today to make me rich!
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Cleaning is unnecessary, because:
1. If there is dirt on your car, the paintwork under it is safe.
2. When you do cleaning, you start easily sweat.
Sweating people are not "clean".
3. When you clean, all the dirt gets into the vacuum cleaner's dirtpack.
When you empty it you'll get dirt all over.
This does not help you to keep you environment clean.
4. Think about all the famous last words.
Have you ever heard that someone said: "I wish I had cleaned more in my life!"
