tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83630812541524822512024-03-08T06:00:18.155+02:00Facecömic - "slightly disturbed blog"<p>"Wednesday is the best day, because then comes - Jimmy J. Jazz!"</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jjazz.com">http://www.jjazz.com</a></p>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-48764936282021134612012-08-29T18:26:00.002+03:002012-08-29T18:26:21.496+03:0042. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: The answer to the ultimate question of life, the Universe, and everything<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the Universe, and
everything" has been solved. Douglas Adams write five-part trilogy called "The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", which solves this one out.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">They built a super computer called "Deep Thought", which
solved the answer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">No-one knew the question giving this answer the meaning, so they
built the most powerful super computer - called "Earth".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Vogons destroyed this super computer five minutes before the
question was ready, so we do not know it yet.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But we know the answer. It is</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Things that got broken within last January 2011:
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1. Skis - the salesman said that "These skis were used the way
they shouldn't"- how is this even possible? Changed.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2. Fridge - it started to whistle in the middle if the night.
Repairman came and it got even worse. Returned.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3. Digital frame - it got broken while I tried to copy new pictures
on it and it didn't boot anymore. Returned.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4. Coffee mill - if you clean it or wash the parts, the mill stops
working. It pisses me seriously off once a week. Still in use.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-49809746243898030182012-06-19T21:04:00.003+03:002012-06-19T21:04:42.681+03:0040. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Why do women go together to the ladies' room?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This happened to me around 1986-1987.
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I went do Disco Arcadia, which nickname was "meat desk". </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Let's go to ladies' room."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Yeah!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Please excuse me. I have always wondered why do women go
together to the ladies' room?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Sipi sipi sipi sipi sipi..."</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"It's hard to explain, come with us!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"OK!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Good evening, ladies!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We all went together in a very small closet.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"So? What happens next?"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"It happens next so that we are going to drink some
whiskey!"</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So we did.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Since that day I have no longer been curious.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Now you know this, too!</span><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-87924534071616609872012-05-17T16:04:00.003+03:002012-05-17T16:04:54.444+03:0039. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: My best gigs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My best gigs:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1. The Police (U.K.), Globen, Sweden, 30.8.2007.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nice to see the world's second best group live.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2. Riverside (POL), Nosturi, Finland, 28.11.2009.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I hadn't heard anything from this band before the gig.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The most intensive hearing experience of my life.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3. Faith No More (USA), Kaisaniemi, Finland, 24.6.2009.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The best gig ever from any band: no lasers, no dancing girls, no
projectors - band played like hell and Mike Patton was just unbelievable!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4. Rush (CAN), Globen, Sweden, 29.9.2004.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My All-Time #1 Favorite Band over 30 years. What else can I say?</span><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-46070489082124276842012-04-20T19:41:00.000+03:002012-04-20T19:41:18.969+03:0038. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Of Human Spotting<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110427-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-38._Of_Human_Spotting.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="280" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110427-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-38._Of_Human_Spotting.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Oh! Look at that one. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Oh dear - yes!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- And even that one - look!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Yes! It's surely worth of two points.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- And those colours! Oh, God!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Yeah! Some do not have any taste.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- I wonder - when do people start to wear decent colours?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- It might need some more evolution.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-1557159512355954662012-04-03T18:52:00.000+03:002012-04-03T18:52:52.368+03:0037. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: The Sun and the Rain<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110425-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-37._The_Sun_and_the_Rain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="332" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110425-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-37._The_Sun_and_the_Rain.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Sun and the Rain discussed together. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rain said: "I am stronger than you. I can leave you behind and hide you!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sun said: "It does not matter. Even when it rains, the people will know that I am always there and when it shines, the people forget the rain!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So the Rain went away.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-2615352362330743752012-03-13T20:08:00.001+02:002012-03-13T20:17:37.403+02:0036. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Baby Social Media pages<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110424-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-36._Baby_Social_Media_pages.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="280" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110424-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-36._Baby_Social_Media_pages.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nowadays it looks like some parents have built the Social Network pages to their babies.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I even expect to see first Social Network pages made to unborn child. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It is possible that someone has already done this.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">What happens when the baby grows up?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When does the baby get the update rights to pages?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Does the baby have to be 18 years old?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Is it allowed to remove "poo pictures" earlier?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I think that the parents should not build Social Media pages for their children, because the children can do it by themselves when they want to - or make a decision not to!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-13999080865336190572012-03-05T19:22:00.000+02:002012-03-05T19:22:50.166+02:0035. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: What happened to Corto Maltese?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110418-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-35._What_happened_to_Corto_Maltese.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110418-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-35._What_happened_to_Corto_Maltese.jpg" width="282" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Corto Maltese: My friend Raspa, we will get to the Holy Grain soon. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rasputin: Yeah, and remember that half of the money belongs to me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Corto Maltese: I hired you for the company, not to bargain.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rasputin: And don't you dare to fool me, or I'll kill you. It can happen in this war.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"CRACK!"</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rasputin: Corto! What in the name of the devil? Someone is shooting us! And no place to hide. Hey! Shoot me too! Rasputin is not afraid to die!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Soledad Lokaart: Rasputin? Corto! Oh my God! What have I done?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rasputin: Soledad?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Soledad Lokaart: Corto? Oh no!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rasputin: Yeah, nice shot.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Corto Maltese: Pandora?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Soledad Lokaart: Pandora..? Yes Corto, if you wish.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rasputin: He's raving.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Corto Maltese: Yes, Pandora. You were so gentle to me. I have always wanted to tell you...that I ...love...you.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-51598017483623446732012-02-24T19:17:00.001+02:002012-02-24T19:20:12.688+02:0034. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: SoMe incomes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110417-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-34._SoMe_incomes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="282" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110417-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-34._SoMe_incomes.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Welcome to my Facecömic system! Please <u>register</u>: I want to know: </span><br />
<ul><li><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">your full name</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">your date of birth</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">your exact address plus all of your current locations (home, work, free time etc.)</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I will sell your information to Google and to Facebook and to all other Social Medias.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">All of these Social Medias will make even more money by re-selling targeted advertisement to their customers.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Actually this Facecömic system is a bluff made by me, so that I could make more money.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Please <u>register</u> today to make me rich!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-90642268545587830152012-02-17T19:33:00.000+02:002012-02-17T19:33:55.563+02:0033. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Cleaning is unnecessary<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110416-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-33._Cleaning_is_unnecessary.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="278" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110416-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-33._Cleaning_is_unnecessary.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>(Click the picture to enlarge it and click Esc button on your browser to return.)</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cleaning is unnecessary, because:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1. If there is dirt on your car, the paintwork under it is safe.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2. When you do cleaning, you start easily sweat. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sweating people are not "clean". </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3. When you clean, all the dirt gets into the vacuum cleaner's dirtpack.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When you empty it you'll get dirt all over.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This does not help you to keep you environment clean.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4. Think about all the famous last words.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Have you ever heard that someone said: "I wish I had cleaned more in my life!"</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-67524602524600738622012-02-01T19:40:00.000+02:002012-02-01T19:40:54.115+02:0031. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Drowning by Numbers<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20111106-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-31._Drowning_by_Numbers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="285" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20111106-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-31._Drowning_by_Numbers.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I went all my Facecömic strips through and I noticed that I have missed SoMe numbering. </span> <br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">The original aim was to draw 52 Facecömic strips and stop.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Same thing happened to me when I started to play drums: the original idea was to understand how Rush songs were made and stop.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Still playing after 27 years.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I do bookkeeping for my companies, so missing numbers worries me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">You are not supposed to loose numbers in professional bookkeeping. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">But it looks like I do.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I think this must be because of too much stress in my life. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Almost every thing can be fixed, except people.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">So I just draw and number the ones I have missed.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-41779931460690604852012-01-20T19:29:00.000+02:002012-01-20T19:29:38.640+02:0030. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Netti-ilta #a2ilta<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110402-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-30._Netti-ilta_a2ilta.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="278" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110402-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-30._Netti-ilta_a2ilta.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Finnish television YLE TV2 arranged on the 29th of March 2011 "Netti-ilta" ("Internet Evening"). 18 people were invited.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This evening was sort of Twitter breakthrough in Finland. About 3000 Twitter messages called "tweets", which could be found in Twitter using hashtag #a2ilta , were sent from Finnish Twitter users.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The conversation was mostly about Facebook, forgetting orher Social Medias, but it was amazing how Twitter users commented the program so well, that you could turn off TV and follow the show from Twitter. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mobile devices were banned on studio, but the evening showed the real power of Social Media.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-46398265937715302812012-01-04T17:20:00.001+02:002012-01-04T17:24:30.130+02:0028. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Social Media spammers<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110330-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-28._Social_Media_spammers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="280" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110330-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-28._Social_Media_spammers.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I have SoMe friends, who publish exactly the same content to different Social Medias at the same time.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This really annoys me if I read their content using one media, I really wouldn't like to read the same content again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And again</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I publish regularly content to 3-4 Social Medias, but the content is different for each media, and the publishing time varies.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Facebook is for free-time activities. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Twitter is for collective opinions.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">LinkedIn is for work life.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Myspace is for music. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Are you a Social Media spammer?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">If so, please publish only one content to one Socual Media at a time, or I will...</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-84203995249448706142011-12-23T07:53:00.000+02:002011-12-23T07:53:26.149+02:0050. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: SoMe Christmas Things<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20111218-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-50._SoMe_Christmas_things.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="280" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20111218-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-50._SoMe_Christmas_things.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">SoMe things you might run into at Christmas:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Christmas Reindeer (tastes good with lingonbarry jam).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Christmas Goblin - rarely seen. </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-14284567936799045162011-12-09T19:35:00.001+02:002011-12-22T20:08:51.307+02:0027. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: meets ZZ Top part 2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110320-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-27._meets_ZZ_Top_part_2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110320-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-27._meets_ZZ_Top_part_2.jpg" width="276" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Many things passed my mind seeing ZZ Top waiting for our band to start playing.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">They went runnin' as fast as they could. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">They jumped to their Rolls-Royce and drove away just when we started to play our music. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"All These Years You Have Wondered What The Hell This All Was About" Tour: </span><br />
<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Hey, there's an unsigned Finnish band playing their own progressive music in Helsinki tomorrow."</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Let's fly there to see them. I will rent a car."</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Yeah. We can ask them if they would be interested of being out warm-up band and getting a record deal!"</span></li>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This is a true story: my most confusing music experience was when me and my band were ready to perform in "Espan lava", which is the stage on Helsinki city center, "Esplanadi park".</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I saw Rolls Royce stopping near stage.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Tres Hombres" came out.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I saw ZZ Top walking beside of our stage, going to restaurant Kappeli terrace, ordering beer and waiting for our band to begin.</span><br />
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<em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">To be continued...</span></em>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-58092196371872276142011-11-25T19:29:00.001+02:002011-12-22T20:08:51.307+02:0025. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Google Street View<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110314-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-25._Google_Street_View.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="282" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110314-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-25._Google_Street_View.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>(Click the picture to enlarge it and click Esc button on your browser to return.)</i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Last time Google seriously pissed me off was their "Google Street View" camera operation. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">They took pictures of my house and published them to public Internet without asking my permission first.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I had to contact to Google personally and demand them to take all of my pictures away one by one. This took them almost three weeks. What a nice planning tool for burglar!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Google argued that their 360 degree camera took pictures of public places anyone can enter. Their camera is at 2,5 meters high. I don't have any friends that long, do you?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I think that if someone takes a picture of my property, he or she would have to ask my permission to publish it in public. Google didn't, and I'm afraid that other companies will follow.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-24063680270164085682011-11-19T13:26:00.001+02:002011-12-22T20:08:51.307+02:0024. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Childhood's End?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110313-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-24._Childhoods_End.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="283" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110313-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-24._Childhoods_End.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>(Click the picture to enlarge it and click Esc button on your browser to return.)</i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Actually my childhood was quite normal: both of my parents were working, so I spent a lot of time out after school with my friends.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My mother bought me my first computer yeat 1980. It had 1424 bytes of memory and a Basic programming language. I started to learn the programming. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I made first calls using a phone and a modem year 1984 and I joined Internet 1985. Next year 1996 I started to run a Bulletin Board System (BBS) from my home with a PC and a single phone line.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I built my first Internet WWW home pages 1995.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It looks like I have been ahead all my life.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nowadays there comes so much information, that I am getting behind.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-91385314966465987972011-11-08T19:04:00.001+02:002011-12-22T20:08:51.308+02:0058. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Unthink<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20111105-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-58._Unthink.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="281" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20111105-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-58._Unthink.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Unthink is a new Social Media marketing itself as "Anti-Facebook".</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">They say that they will let the users to decide how the system should work. Users can choose which company can "sponsor" them and feed advertisement. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">You can also pay USD 2 and get rid of ads. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Unthink is extremely hard to take to use. Luckily all the Privacy Settings are set to "private" by default, which is better than Facebook does.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Unthink main window is confusing. There is "iBelieve" window with 21 different slogans on the left. There is "Lifestyle Tree" window on the right.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I have no slightest idea of what these are about.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Unthink says that it will challenge Facebook. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Better work hard, because Facebook has only 800 million users more than Unthink.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-23133649418227378542011-11-05T20:04:00.001+02:002011-12-22T20:08:51.308+02:0023. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: When we were young<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110312-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-23._When_we_were-young.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="281" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110312-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-23._When_we_were-young.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>(Click the picture to enlarge it and click Esc button on your browser to return.)</i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When I was born, I needed a pacifier. I got one hammered from steel. It felt cold on winters.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When I was three, I asked my father for some toys. He took me to forest, gave me a knife, showed the trees and said: "There you have toys". I did.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I think that life for kids today is easier than it was for us without mobile telephone, computers and Internet, but we had imagination, and still do!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-86507519610418871802011-10-20T20:49:00.001+03:002011-12-22T20:08:51.308+02:0022. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Machine language translations<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110310-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-22._Machine_language_translations.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="285" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110310-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-22._Machine_language_translations.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Machine language translations" really piss me off. I can't understand why big companies don't really have someone in Finland, who could speak Finnish and do the translation to different manuals.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Finnish is one of the most difficult languages in the worlds. For instance the word "talo" ("house" in English) can have 14 or 15 different cases. When my mother was young there was also "prolatiivi". So 15 or 16 different cases then. Finnish is getting easier!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I bought a lawn mover. There came both Finnish and English manuals. I didn't understand a word of the Finnish version, but the English version made sense. The grass is not growing anymore.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I bought also a coffee mill. There came only Finnish manual saying for instance "Beware of maximum quantity exceed max. sign"! WTF? Also "The container should be put <u>on</u> the machine" - I'd rather put it <u>in</u>. But she cooks good coffee.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-54290723445524090852011-10-07T17:47:00.001+03:002011-12-22T20:08:51.308+02:0021. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Some SoMe friends<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110307-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-21._Some_SoMe_friends.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="281" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110307-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-21._Some_SoMe_friends.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My social network friend Speedy is a chihuahua from Kerava, Finland, but she just got Green Card and lives in U.S.A. She likes to play all day and she hates cats.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Lea is a traffic sign warning for high speed and cameras. Lea is also a Unix guru and interested of middle ages.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tommy is a dark corridor. He composes, plays and sings music in progressive band.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-26584089337305662542011-09-30T23:06:00.002+03:002011-12-22T20:08:51.309+02:0020. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Face regocnition<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110306-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-20._Face_regocnition.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="281" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110306-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-20._Face_regocnition.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>(Click the picture to enlarge it and click Esc button on your browser to return.)</i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Facebook is asking you to tag pictures and identify your contacts.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This can be very dangerous, because someone can forge your identity card and empty your bank account or take a huge loan by your name.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">n Facebook you cannot ban your friends of doing this, but you can make a change in your preferences, so that you are the only one who sees these tags of you, and then you can remove them.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In the future your identification information will be even more valuable than today.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Start raising your own value by deleting all of your pictures from Facebook and from public Internet.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It might be harder that you think.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-27075944190393241892011-09-21T20:04:00.005+03:002011-12-22T20:08:51.309+02:0019. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Ilmo and a rival<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110305-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-19._Ilmo_and_a_rival.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="282" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110305-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-19._Ilmo_and_a_rival.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ilmo started to study law after Finland's civil war ended on May 1918.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He met Aune, who was one of the first women studying law in Finland. Aune had sworn that she wanted to have a career and that she will never get married.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">There was also a rival fighting for Aune. She didn't know which one to choose or to choose not. Finally Ilmo won Aune's heart.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">They got their law studies ready. They both got fine careers and two children, which of oldest is my father.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8363081254152482251.post-3943121698190308922011-09-07T20:38:00.003+03:002011-12-22T20:08:51.309+02:0018. Jimmy J. Jazz - Facecömic: Ilmo and Civil War<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110305-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-18._Ilmo_and_Civil_War.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="281" nba="true" src="http://www.jjazz.com/pics/20110305-Jimmy_J._Jazz-Facecomic-18._Ilmo_and_Civil_War.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ilmo was born in year 1900. His father was a teacher, and the family lived in South Helsinki.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Finland's Civil Was started on January 1918.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ilmo wanted to take part of the war against "Reds", so he went to "Whites" and lied that he was already 18 years old.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ilmo's uncle heard that Ilmo had left home.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He went to Helsinki city center and he searched Ilmo for hours. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Uncle catched Ilmo just when he was about to jump on the train to Tampere fights and brought him back home.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703821526563371485noreply@blogger.com0